DIVE INTO THE ABSURD WITH THE "ENIGMA EYES" SQUARE CUSHION, YOUR TICKET TO PILLOW-TALK WITH THE MOST MYSTERIOUS MAN IN THE CARDBOARD BOX!

Picture this: a cushion in the color of your favorite delivery box, but instead of a boring pattern, you've got The Enigma's eyes staring right back at you. It's like having a secret chat with the master of mystery himself every time you sit down.

But wait, there's more! Flip it around, and you're greeted with a hilarious "This Way Up" arrow, warning you that it "Contains One Enigma." Because, let's be real, who knows what surprises might lurk within?

So, why settle for ordinary when you can cuddle up with The Enigma? We can't guarentee it will weather the tears as you cry yourself to sleep every night, but it will try to cheer you up with its endless gaze!